There are a lot of people who believe there's nothing more amazing than love and I'm definitely one of them.

But to avoid the chance of finding out I'm wrong, I try make sure not to eat any desserts around girls that I like.

Marriage is based on feeling and love and being in love and having feelings.

so

planning to get married is like planning to have feelings.

It'd be ridiculous to plan to get angry, but the same is not seen when someone plans to fall in love.

I think I'll be angry tomorrow, no-GRUMPY! Yeah, grumpy.

If you only like a few songs by an artist, you can't list that artist as part of your favorite music. You can list those songs as part of your favorite songs, but to go any further than that is just ridiculous. For an artist to be your favorite that at least must have one album that you consider flawless or they must have a collection of albums that you consider good to very good. But if out of all an artist's works, you can only think of a handful of impressive songs...then this person is not your favorite.

I'll have Congress pass all of this in the morning.

I like to re-invent. Start a new. But I dislike change. So I like re-inventing how to stay the same.

People will comment on this when I'm famous.