Sunday, August 24, 2008

You can't sweep a desert. Better to just lay down a beach towel and enjoy the sun.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

To be the best with pencils, you must also be the best with erasers.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Jonas Brothers must be stopped.

With the power of ROCK!

Monday, August 18, 2008

You're my Autumn, and I'm falling for you.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Leo:
Cher Horowitz
Seth Cohen
(equal parts)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Sometimes heaven is served on a dirty spoon.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Skinny men, like myself, spend the whole summer getting ripped. So by August we look fantastic, we're not huge (wouldn't want to be) but everything is so tight and defined (think Adam Brody if he were in 300).

But, of course, everyone does the whole pool party thing in June.

Friday, August 8, 2008

The handle bars on my bike started loosening so before I left work, I used an Alan key that was around to tighten them.

And it worked!

I felt so accomplished it was unreal; I think this weekend I'm going to buy a soldiering iron to fix my guitar too. That's right, pretty soon people will call me "Mr. Handy Man."


I did also knock over a lot of stuff at work today and re-break my handle bars shortly after fixing them but let's not kill the moment.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

The best thing about lies is you always get what you want out of the lie before anyone figures out it's a lie.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

There are a lot of things that don't make sense, but make dollars.

(Say it out loud.)

Saturday, August 2, 2008

DVD Menus that feature scences from the movie often spoil the movie.

Friday, August 1, 2008

The other day I got knocked off my bike by an ill-placed branch. Today I went back to the tree, determined to kick its ass. After almost getting hurt again, making myself look ridiculous, and just all-in-all not getting very far, I decided to call it a draw.