You can't sweep a desert. Better to just lay down a beach towel and enjoy the sun.

To be the best with pencils, you must also be the best with erasers.

The Jonas Brothers must be stopped.

With the power of ROCK!

You're my Autumn, and I'm falling for you.

Leo:
Cher Horowitz
Seth Cohen
(equal parts)

Sometimes heaven is served on a dirty spoon.

Skinny men, like myself, spend the whole summer getting ripped. So by August we look fantastic, we're not huge (wouldn't want to be) but everything is so tight and defined (think Adam Brody if he were in 300).

But, of course, everyone does the whole pool party thing in June.

The handle bars on my bike started loosening so before I left work, I used an Alan key that was around to tighten them.

And it worked!

I felt so accomplished it was unreal; I think this weekend I'm going to buy a soldiering iron to fix my guitar too. That's right, pretty soon people will call me "Mr. Handy Man."


I did also knock over a lot of stuff at work today and re-break my handle bars shortly after fixing them but let's not kill the moment.

The best thing about lies is you always get what you want out of the lie before anyone figures out it's a lie.

There are a lot of things that don't make sense, but make dollars.

(Say it out loud.)

DVD Menus that feature scences from the movie often spoil the movie.

The other day I got knocked off my bike by an ill-placed branch. Today I went back to the tree, determined to kick its ass. After almost getting hurt again, making myself look ridiculous, and just all-in-all not getting very far, I decided to call it a draw.